I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ANYWHERE.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

- BUT A HAPPY ONE.
- GOOD.

THEN HE SPIES THAT COOKBOOK
AND SAYS, "IT'D BE NAE USE TO ME"!

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

AND HIS ACCESS WON'T WIPE.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,

OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #