- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.
- A-HA!
- GOD!
I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.
I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS LIKE THAT.
PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.
THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.
YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?
- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.
- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.
BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.
- A BOWL OF BREAD THERE.
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?
- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
OH, YOU'VE GOT THE DATE WRONG THERE.
JUST INITIAL THAT.
- I AM NOT SCARED TO DOGS.
- THESE ARE MORE LIKE FAT HORSES.
- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?
YOU SPEAK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE 19TH CENTURY.
AND YOU SWEAT.
- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LINED UP?
- IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TONIGHT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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