IT'S A SURPRISE.

TALKING...

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

FUCK OFF!

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

NO.

HE IS NOT BONO. HE IS RUBBISH.

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE

STAY DOWN.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.