ALAN!

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
- I KNOW.

WORD PORRIDGE!

I'M EXPECTING TWO TV EXECUTIVES
FROM RTE WHO ARE COMING FROM DUBLIN.

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

- "TOSSER"?
- NO.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

SPLASH DOWN!

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- BOBBY MOORE, I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, DO L?

THEY DON'T SOUND EVIL. THEY LIKE FLOWERS.

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

OH, GOOD.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.