TONY HAYERS.

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

(HE MUTTERS)

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

MAN AND MACHINE.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

YEAH.

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?