THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHINESE BURN!

BANG & OLUFSEN?
WOW, THAT'S SERIOUS, MAN. WHOSE IS IT?

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

- GONNA CANE ME?
- NO, BUT I MIGHT THROW A CHAIR AT YOU.

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

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