PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

- OH, YES.
- NICE LEXUS.

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

UH?

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

IT'S NOT HARDCORE SUPER SEX.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.