AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

# YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING... #

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

I CAN DO A WHALE. OOOH!

IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,