# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

(APPLAUSE)

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

WHERE'S LYNN? SHE'S NEVER LATE.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

I THINK TESSA'S SAYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T
BOUNCED BACK. I'VE ONLY SCANNED YOUR BOOK...

JUST FINISH SIGNING IT THERE.

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!

NO. NO, IT'S DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED A ROVER METRO NOW.