THIS COUNTY!

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

- WHY? WERE THEY NOT VERY GOOD?
- NO, THEY WERE GREAT.

- DOLPHINS ARE QUITE INTELLIGENT.
- I CAN JUMP THROUGH A HOOP AND CATCH FISH.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

(HONKING)

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

(WOMAN) THAT WAS TRULY AMAZING, JUNE.

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.