JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.
RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.
IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.
SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.
WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.
OH, COOK A CAT!
HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES
- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?
A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.
I THINK I'D PREFER TO ADOPT. MEN CAN THESE DAYS.
SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.
AAGH!
NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.
(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.
FAT COW!
I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.
WHETHER I WANTED AN APPLE OR NOT
WOULD BE A SIDE ISSUE.
"F RAPHAEL." FUNNY. I USED TO HAVE
A TEACHER AT SCHOOL CALLED FRANK RAPHAEL.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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