I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THAT IS A FUNNY STORY.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

# NOBODY DOES IT BETTER... #

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

(THEY HONK)

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

LET'S GET A COUPLE OF SOLEROS.
I NEED TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

DAN!

IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.