EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

CAN I COME IN?

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

RIGHT. AND WILL CHRIS FEATHERS
BE AT THE FUNERAL?

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

I ALSO DONE THIS COURSE AT THE ARMY
SCHOOL OF COMMANDO TRAINING.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

BIT OF A REBEL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

- IS THAT YOU?
- NO. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, DENISE.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

DIVORCED. I'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE KIDS,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME.

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?