WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.

EVEN IF IT JUST ROLLED AN APPLE TOWARDS ME
AND WENT...

TEDIOUS, ALL THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

PETER, HELLO.

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I LIKE YOU AS WELL. YOU'RE PACKED IN A BIT TIGHT.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN. ALL RIGHT?

PARTRIDGE. YOU'RE THROUGH TO THE STATIC HOME.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".