CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

LYNN, YOU...

NEWS.

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?

BY THE QUICK FEET
OF BLOUSE-WEARING TYCOON MICHAEL FLATLEY.

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

DO YOU DENY THAT?

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

(BUZZER)

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.