THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

THEY'VE GOT A MODEL OF A SLAVE BOAT
IT'S VERY BIG,

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN #

AND I THINK IT...

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?

HELLO.

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

THANKS FOR CHANGING THE GAS BOTTLES.
I HEARD YOU CLINKING.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.