I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

- ALAN. HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE LAVATORY?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

OR A CHEQUE FOR

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

- SHE'S OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 52.
- MY GIRLFRIEND'S 33.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT