MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

HELLO, CAROL?

- AYE, IT IS.
- MICHAEL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK?

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

HE'S BEING PURSUED BY A CYBERPUNK
FROM THE PAST, PLAYED BY RUTGER HAUER.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

A QUICK TIP, SOPHIE.
IF YOU DO AN AFTER-DINNER SPEECH,

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

HE THINKS THAT AFTER DEATH THERE IS NOTHING.

CAN I HAVE THE SAME, PLEASE?

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.