MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

I'M DOWN TO DO A SPOT NOW.
I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD. SO IF YOU HANG AROUND...

AS I'M SURE YOU ARE, SIR.

- CHAP OF ABOUT SIX.
- RIGHT, SIR.

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

THANK YOU FOR THE TRAVEL CLOCK.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

- HELLO?
- (MAN) HELLO,

CAUSING A LITTLE CONCERN
FOR THESE LOCAL FARMERS I CHATTED TO,

(THEY HONK)

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

YEAH, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW.

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...