SUSAN, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

- HOW'S THE EDGE?
- THE EDGE IS FINE.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

OK GO ON, THEN,

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.

- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

- I WASN'T STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE.

AAGH!

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE GAS.

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

TEN MINUTES, LYNN!

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.