STAY DOWN.

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

THEY TOOK THE TECHNOLOGY
FROM NASA BASICALLY, WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARY.

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

# THE SPIDER'S TOUCH

MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

EVERYBODY GOT ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED.

I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED

THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I COULD SEND HER INTO NORWICH ON AN ERRAND.

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.