- AND THE HOUSE NAMES?
- YES. I'LL CALL IT "EXCALIBUR COTTAGE".

GOOD ONE. ARROWS ARE DECEITFUL.

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT?