IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS WITH ALL THAT
RIGHT TO THE END, EVEN ON THE LAST DAY.

IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?

JURASSIC PARK!

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.

YEAH. NOT SO GOOD, BUT FINE.

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

RUNNING ALONG WITH MY BREASTS WITH TASSELS.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM GO THAT WAY.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A DOLPHIN CHATTING.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.