YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

I DON'T WANT IT TO GET TOO BIG.
IT'S YOUR PEC MUSCLES YOU START OFF WITH.

- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.

MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

LISTEN. THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO WIND DOWN.
I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS COMING TO THE HOUSE.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.