THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE NOISE
OR THERE WON'T BE NOISE?

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

THEY'D HAVE TO TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN,
SO IT DIDN'T REVEAL THE DETAILS OF THE DEAD

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.

I LIKE THE ASTROTURF THEY PLACE ON THE WOOD THERE.