TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.

BASH YOUR ARSE!

TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

I'LL ER...

FROM SWAFFHAM TO CROMER ON 106.5

- HOW'S YOUR FRIENDS?
- FINE.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.