I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

(HOOTER BLASTS)

STRONG. LOOK.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

GO ON, LIFT IT.

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

BECAUSE I EVOLVE, BUT I DON'T...

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?