HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!
NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."
IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.
MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...
THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.
- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.
NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.
WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,
IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.
"DR NO VOCAL CHORDS."
IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.
IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.
- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?
# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #
- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!
(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?
- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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