- I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD. CHECK YOU LATER.
- CHECK YOU LATER.

(BUZZING GARGLE)

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

OH, RIGHT...

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

- BAD DAY.
- YEAH. MMM.

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

AND A THIN LINE THAT SORT OF BUILDS
TOWARDS THE USUAL PLACE.

- IT'S AT HOME.
- IN AMERICA?

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY