# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #
LIKE A HUMAN JCB.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A BILLION YEARS.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.
OOH, MINCE!
NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.
- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.
WITH JED. AFTER YOU.
GET IN, LYNN.
HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.
- I GOT IT IN A CHARITY SHOP CALLED SCOPE.
- SCOPE?
OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.
- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.
- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?
- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.
SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.
YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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