IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

YOU MAKE ME SOUND MAD NOW.
SAY I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.

A MEASURE WHICH ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE ALLEVIATED
TRAFFIC CONGESTION ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARADISE,

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE BOX-ROOM?

SACK LYNN FOR BEING UNLOYAL, DISLOYAL,

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.