I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

WE'RE NOT ON SHORT-WAVE RADIO.

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

- I'LL GO FOR THE HEAD.
- I'M THE TERMINATOR!

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

NICE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

NOT CHRIST. SORRY, I KEEP SAYING CHRIST.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

ACTUALLY, I CAME DOWN THIS MORNING
AND I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR.

SO, YOU'D BE LIVING ALONE?

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.