SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

THAT WAS JAPAN -
THE EFFEMINATE FUTURISTS FROM THE 80S -

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

THAT'S THE SMALL TALK OVER WITH.
LET'S GO ON TO THE THORNY ISSUE OF THE FEE.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

OH. YES.

- THAT BLOKE'S JUST TOLD HIM.
- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK?

(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.