FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

TEN MINUTES, LYNN!

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DOES SHE?

..YOU BECOME SUFFUSED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT.
IT'S EXTRAORDINARY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MAN, I'M A WOMAN.

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

I WAS A BIT BORED

TWO THINGS.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.