- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

- WATCH THE FIRE HOSE.
- WHOO!

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

BUT THEN YOU WERE BORN
AND WE GREW TO LIKE YOU.

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?