TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

SHALL I PUT "BLACK BEAUTY" ON AGAIN?

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. THEY MAY HAVE
VERY NICE TUDORETTE-STYLE HOUSING,

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

A BIT LIKE LADY-BOYS.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT?

AND PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS
OF THE NORFOLK FARMERS' UNION.

I CAN IMAGINE BUCK ROGERS TAKING A DUMP
ON THAT. IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE
OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

CASHBACK.

SORRY... SORRY.

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

WOULD NOT RENDER HER PLEASURABLE TO MINE EYE.