ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

WHY?

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

OH, GOD!

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.