THIS'LL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HIT 4O.
IT'S CUTTING INTO MY FINGERS.

NO! COME BACK!

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- YOU'RE SACKED, TOO.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

- YOU GOT IT?
- YES.

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS