- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

WHY DID YOU SAY I HAD PANIC ATTACKS?
YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAD A BREAKDOWN.

KISS MY FACE!

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

YOU'RE QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
YOU GOT A SECOND SERIES.

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

IN RECESSED LETTERING,
WHICH WOULD ALSO COLLECT CRUMBS.

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

- ONE YANK, ALL GONE!
- WE DON'T OWE YOU A LIVING.

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

SO YOU CAN GET A TRAFFIC CONE TO BE SICK INTO?