"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

EEH! 'APPEN HE THINKS I'M A RIGHT INDECISIVE TIT.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

LOOK FORWARD TO LISTENING
TO YOUR "DEEP BATH" LATER, ALAN.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

SUSAN, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

MY?

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.