OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

NO.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

- HERE COMES SONJA.
- THE DINNER LADY.

IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF VOODOO CANAPE.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

APOLOGY.

HELLO, CAROL?

AND I THINK THAT'S IT.

# WE ROLL AND FALL IN GREEN

I SUPPOSE IF I WAS A BURGLAR
AND I WANTED TO AVOID DETECTION

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.