QUICK ON THE DRAW, QUICK ON THE DRAW!

WHAT A VIDEO,

ACTUALLY, I AM SPEECHLESS.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

- HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" WITH HIS BACK TO ME.
- HE'S OK.

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

SOD THAT. LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

FOUR YEARS AGO,
SUSAN LOST HER HAND IN A CAKE-CUTTING MACHINE.