GET OFF!

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF IT REGISTERS.

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

OH, YOUR AGE. WELL, HAMILTON'S HAVE...

WE ARE HAVING MAJOR REPAIRS DONE TO THE LOBBY,

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

- BUT YOU HAVE.
- I KNOW!

THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

FOR A CORPSE?

# MAKES ME FEEL SAD FOR THE REST