(BUZZER)

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

- HAS THIS KITCHEN BEEN DISTRESSED?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

THAT'S TOO HIGH.

OH. ALL DONE.

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?