R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.
ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
BACK OF THE NET.
ALL RIGHT, LYNN.
DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?
I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.
WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.
HELLO. I'M A COMMUNIST WITH A GUN.
I HATE YOU LOT. CAN I USE YOUR TOILET?
TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,
- I'LL GO.
- ALAN!
- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.
LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.
THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.
- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.
YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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