READ IT BACK.

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

RIGHT.

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD IS STILL DEAD.
MY DAD'S DEAD.