THE MAN IS MENTALLY ILL.

"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."

- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.

SOD OFF!

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

TONIGHT I WILL TRY SOME OF MY JOKES
AND MAKE BRAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.