- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

I'LL JUST WRITE THAT DOWN.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

SORRY... SORRY.

I'LL JUST GO AND CHECK THE PARTY BAGS.

YES. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO APACHE...
AFTER A PUB LUNCH FOR AN HOUR.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM