WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I AM
THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR OF BBC TELEVISION.

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

- NO, NO.
- JUST BECAUSE LYNN'S...

(MUSIC PLAYS)

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

("GAUDETE" BY STEELEYE SPAN,
SUNG IN LATIN)

TALKING...