I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

CHRIS?

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

A PINT OF LAGER.

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

- IT'S NOT MOVING.
- CALM DOWN! AIR! AIR!

- 3O?
- 3O?!

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!

SO, JUST TO RE-EMPHASISE ONE MORE TIME,
HER CONTRACT HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

AN OLD LADY'S BLONDE HAIR.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.